Super Niles Crane Choose Your Own Adventure!

You are locked in a room with Niles Crane, from the hit sitcom, "Cheers", or the less of a hit (but still very much a hit sitcom) "Frasier".
niles crane adjusting his tie
He appears to be in a neutral state currently, and isn't a danger to you in any way.

What do you want to do?

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